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SAFE-FAX.TXT
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IMPORTANT RULES FOR SAFE FAX
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Q: Do I have to be married to have
safe fax?
A: Although married people fax quite often,
there are many single people who fax complete
strangers every day.
Q: My parents say they never had fax
when they were young and were only
allowed to write memos to each other
until they were twenty-one. How old do
you think someone should be before they
can fax?
A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you
master the correct technical details.
Q: If I fax myself, will I go blind?
A: Certainly not, as far as we can see.
Q: There is a place on our street
where you can go and pay for fax. Is
this legal?
A: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for
their fax drives and must pay a "professional"
when their needs to fax become too great.
Q: Should a cover always be used for
faxing?
A: Unless you are really sure of the one you're
faxing, a cover sheet should be used to insure
safe fax.
Q: What happens when the wrong buttons
get pushed and I fax prematurely?
A: Don't panic. Many people fax prematurely
when they haven't faxed in a long time. Simply
start over. Most people won't mind if you try
again.
Q: Sometimes when I fax, it's the
other person who isn't fully ready, so
that faxing doesn't work right. Is
there any solution for this?
A: There is only one solution here: always
be very patient and compassionate with your
fax partner. Talk them through it carefully, and
apply lots of fax-play before you start. Explain
to them the importance of pressing the F Spot
before you begin, and show them how to do this for
themselves.
Q: Recently a completely unwanted fax
was transmitted into my office. Does
this constitute rape? And if so, can I
bring charges and sue the responsible
party? Would I be able to collect
damages?
A: So far our police departments and our justice
system do not take fax rape too seriously as a
charge, even though we all know that many people
suffer greatly from this heinous crime. Concerned
citizens are now taking steps to combat fax rape
and faxism in all its forms, so write your
Congressman and hold on to your evidence. The
legal climate surrounding this offense may soon
change.
Q: I have a personal and business fax.
Can transmissions become mixed up?
A: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long
as you use a cover with each one, you won't
transmit anything you're not supposed to.
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NOTE: This text, originally posted as
"FAXHUMOR," was edited by the current uploader.
The latter and his wife have presented well-
attended and professionally recognized sex education
workshops in many parts of the US and in Canada.
They therefore realize that this text could cause
offense among some of those concerned with the
issues raised by both AIDS and rape. They
sincerely apologize to any such individuals but
also feel that the need to introduce some note of
humor into today's difficult sexual climate
outweighs these considerations.